1 00:00:33,164 --> 00:00:35,365 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:01:01,493 --> 00:01:03,126 - Mama. - Hmm? 3 00:01:03,228 --> 00:01:04,127 What's this? 4 00:01:04,229 --> 00:01:05,829 That's a ball of yarn. 5 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:07,964 Oh. My ball. 6 00:01:08,066 --> 00:01:11,245 No. It's yarn. I'm knitting a nice new sweater for your sister. 7 00:01:11,269 --> 00:01:13,336 - My ball! - No. I need it to... 8 00:01:13,438 --> 00:01:16,306 - My ball! - I'm trying to explain to you... 9 00:01:16,408 --> 00:01:17,540 My ball! 10 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:20,811 Yes. I don't know what I was thinking. 11 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:22,412 It is your ball. 12 00:01:22,514 --> 00:01:23,713 Don't want it. 13 00:01:23,815 --> 00:01:26,416 Fine. 14 00:01:26,852 --> 00:01:27,951 Gimme! 15 00:01:29,154 --> 00:01:30,187 Oh! 16 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:34,657 My ball. 17 00:01:34,759 --> 00:01:37,794 My ball. 18 00:01:37,896 --> 00:01:39,562 My ball. 19 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:42,165 Hi, girls. How was school? 20 00:01:42,267 --> 00:01:43,500 Oh, it was wonderful, Mom. 21 00:01:43,601 --> 00:01:45,813 Yeah. Best day of our lives. 22 00:01:45,837 --> 00:01:47,404 Let's eat till our thighs explode. 23 00:01:47,506 --> 00:01:48,549 - Yes. - Yes. 24 00:01:48,573 --> 00:01:49,639 What happened? 25 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:51,541 Well, if you must know the grisly details, 26 00:01:51,643 --> 00:01:55,011 Mindy and I went to the cafeteria for lunch. Potato salad. 27 00:01:55,113 --> 00:01:58,293 And we were standing there with our trays 'cause the place was packed. 28 00:01:58,317 --> 00:01:59,560 Do we have any tartar sauce? 29 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,195 And the only seats anywhere 30 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:03,063 were at Heather Worthington's table. 31 00:02:03,087 --> 00:02:04,821 So we had to sit on the floor. 32 00:02:04,923 --> 00:02:07,223 But you said there were seats at Heather's table. 33 00:02:07,325 --> 00:02:11,027 Chocolate sauce. Mom, lunch is not as simple as it was in your day. 34 00:02:11,129 --> 00:02:13,629 There's a social hierarchy at work here. 35 00:02:13,732 --> 00:02:17,466 Explain it to me slowly. I'm very old. 36 00:02:17,568 --> 00:02:19,969 Heather hangs with a group of girls 37 00:02:20,071 --> 00:02:21,471 who are vain and self-centered. 38 00:02:21,573 --> 00:02:24,319 They all sit at the same table, wear the same clothes. 39 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:27,243 - And they think that no one is as good as they are. - Yeah. 40 00:02:27,345 --> 00:02:29,256 And you want desperately to be one of them? 41 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,682 - I'd sell my own mother. - That's sweet. 42 00:02:32,784 --> 00:02:35,151 But we are social outcasts and shall remain so, 43 00:02:35,253 --> 00:02:37,198 for that is our sad destiny. 44 00:02:37,222 --> 00:02:39,422 - Cheese log? Yes. - Yeah! 45 00:02:39,524 --> 00:02:42,558 I know you're disappointed, but I think you'll find stuffing yourselves 46 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:46,062 - won't make you feel better. - So you're saying we need TV too? 47 00:02:46,164 --> 00:02:47,284 Adolescence: 48 00:02:47,332 --> 00:02:49,565 It's a lonely and confusing time. 49 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:52,702 So many pressures, so many changes, 50 00:02:52,804 --> 00:02:54,003 so many questions. 51 00:02:54,105 --> 00:02:56,639 Who am I? Do I fit in? 52 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,875 Why don't I feel better about myself? 53 00:02:58,977 --> 00:03:01,477 You don't need to feel better about yourself, 54 00:03:01,579 --> 00:03:03,491 you just need to feel superior to others. 55 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:07,150 There's only one thing that can do it: status! 56 00:03:07,252 --> 00:03:08,718 Status, huh? 57 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,387 Where can I get it? 58 00:03:10,489 --> 00:03:12,221 At Prestige Outerwear. 59 00:03:12,323 --> 00:03:15,158 Prestige Outerwear can fill the void in your life 60 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:19,095 with a glamorous jacket your friends can never afford. 61 00:03:19,197 --> 00:03:21,698 So make sure you own the coat that says: 62 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,267 "I'm better than you." 63 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:28,171 I'm better than you. 64 00:03:28,273 --> 00:03:29,350 - Oh! - Yeah! 65 00:03:29,374 --> 00:03:30,851 - Oh! Oh! - Yeah! Yeah! 66 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:32,342 Mom? 67 00:03:32,444 --> 00:03:33,776 Not a chance, Charlene. 68 00:03:33,878 --> 00:03:35,611 Oh, but if I had that coat, 69 00:03:35,713 --> 00:03:38,781 Heather Worthington would be banging down my door. 70 00:03:38,883 --> 00:03:40,016 Oh, please. 71 00:03:40,118 --> 00:03:41,198 Please, please, please! 72 00:03:41,286 --> 00:03:42,652 No, no, no, no. 73 00:03:42,754 --> 00:03:45,889 That coat is far too expensive for a girl your age. 74 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:47,524 That's exactly my point, Mom. 75 00:03:47,626 --> 00:03:51,005 Charlene, if we each pay half, maybe we could buy it together. 76 00:03:51,029 --> 00:03:53,963 Good. You see, Mom? You only have to give me half. 77 00:03:54,065 --> 00:03:55,431 I think that's reasonable. 78 00:03:55,534 --> 00:03:57,099 - That's my final offer. - Yeah. 79 00:03:57,201 --> 00:03:59,703 Oh, well, in that case, no. 80 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:00,982 Oh, but... 81 00:04:01,006 --> 00:04:02,872 OK, Mom, maybe you're right. 82 00:04:02,974 --> 00:04:07,576 Maybe I'd appreciate the coat more if I had to work for it. 83 00:04:07,678 --> 00:04:10,579 - I love you, Daddy. - Back at ya, Charlene. 84 00:04:10,681 --> 00:04:12,559 Daddy waddy waddy Daddy. 85 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:15,952 Can I get you anything? Slippers? A pipe? 86 00:04:16,054 --> 00:04:18,199 A wounded antelope screaming for its life? Huh? 87 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:20,423 - Well, aren't you something. - Yeah. 88 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:22,091 Hey. You see this here? 89 00:04:22,193 --> 00:04:23,927 This is what a father likes to see. 90 00:04:24,028 --> 00:04:25,795 - See. - A loving child 91 00:04:25,897 --> 00:04:28,297 not too proud to humble herself at her father's feet. 92 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:30,966 Hey, why don't you treat me like this? 93 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,188 'Cause I don't need money. 94 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:34,004 Oh, well, isn't that just like you, 95 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:36,773 my cynical child, to expect the worst from everybody. 96 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:39,609 Tell him, Charlene, tell him this isn't about money. 97 00:04:39,711 --> 00:04:41,210 I need $500. 98 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:46,949 I never wanted either one of you. 99 00:04:47,051 --> 00:04:48,551 Daddy waddy... 100 00:04:48,653 --> 00:04:50,687 No, it's true. You can ask your mother. 101 00:04:50,789 --> 00:04:53,289 I have only one true child to carry on my legacy. 102 00:04:53,391 --> 00:04:55,591 Not the mama! 103 00:04:57,161 --> 00:04:58,506 But Daddy, you don't understand. 104 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:00,864 There's this coat I have to have. 105 00:05:00,965 --> 00:05:03,500 My whole social life depends on it. 106 00:05:03,602 --> 00:05:06,736 - Dinnertime! - Let me tell you something, little girl. 107 00:05:06,838 --> 00:05:08,838 You don't need fancy clothes. 108 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,807 - Oh, please. - Look at me. 109 00:05:10,909 --> 00:05:14,343 All I have is this one shirt, and I command respect wherever I go. 110 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:15,478 Ow! 111 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:18,447 Out of my way, you worthless sack of fat. 112 00:05:18,549 --> 00:05:20,183 What are you doing here? 113 00:05:20,285 --> 00:05:22,986 I came to have dinner with the family I love. 114 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:25,155 Earl, stop fighting with Mother. 115 00:05:25,257 --> 00:05:27,222 Fran, why do you always take her side? 116 00:05:27,325 --> 00:05:29,392 Because she's old and helpless. 117 00:05:29,494 --> 00:05:31,527 Yeah. 118 00:05:31,629 --> 00:05:33,263 Ooph! Ow! 119 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:34,764 Heh heh. 120 00:05:34,866 --> 00:05:36,566 Dad, uh, here, let me help you. 121 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:39,068 - Is that the phone ringing? - No, it's not the phone. 122 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:40,781 - But I hear bells. - I know, Dad. 123 00:05:40,805 --> 00:05:44,540 Oh, aren't you coming to dinner, sweetheart? 124 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:45,942 No. I'm not hungry. 125 00:05:46,044 --> 00:05:48,578 And I'm never eating again until I get that coat, 126 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,346 or I pass a buffet. 127 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:52,448 What's this about a coat? 128 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:55,919 Oh! It's only the most beautiful coat in the world. 129 00:05:56,021 --> 00:06:01,191 And it only costs $500, but Daddy won't let me have it because of meanness. 130 00:06:01,293 --> 00:06:03,192 Five hundred dollars? 131 00:06:03,294 --> 00:06:04,494 Yeah. 132 00:06:04,596 --> 00:06:08,598 Well, if your father's really opposed to it... 133 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,099 Hmm? 134 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:12,501 Here you go. 135 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:14,003 Oh! Oh, Grandma! 136 00:06:14,106 --> 00:06:15,804 Do you mean it? 137 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:18,340 I was saving it for your college, 138 00:06:18,443 --> 00:06:20,843 but a voice in my head kept saying, 139 00:06:20,946 --> 00:06:22,845 "The only way she's going to college 140 00:06:22,948 --> 00:06:25,760 is inside a cake at a frat house party." 141 00:06:25,784 --> 00:06:27,983 - Yeah. - Oh! Oh, gosh, Grandma. 142 00:06:28,085 --> 00:06:30,019 You really understand. 143 00:06:30,121 --> 00:06:33,623 - Pretty much. - Five big ones! Yes! 144 00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:40,697 Welcome back to Totally Hidden Predator. 145 00:06:40,798 --> 00:06:43,833 We hid our predator in this peaceful suburban park. 146 00:06:43,935 --> 00:06:47,704 Let's watch as the unsuspecting Ida Shmertzler 147 00:06:47,805 --> 00:06:50,373 comes home from the market now. 148 00:06:56,047 --> 00:06:57,047 Aah! 149 00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:00,416 What's for dinner, Ida? 150 00:07:00,518 --> 00:07:01,918 You are! 151 00:07:03,821 --> 00:07:05,921 Did you see the look on her face? 152 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:08,724 Yes. I just love dinosaurs 153 00:07:08,826 --> 00:07:12,461 caught in the act of being themselves. 154 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:14,530 Is everybody ready? 155 00:07:14,632 --> 00:07:15,798 Ready for what, dear? 156 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:17,266 Ahem. 157 00:07:18,436 --> 00:07:20,202 Ta-da! 158 00:07:20,304 --> 00:07:22,005 So, what do you think? 159 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,973 - Earl. - What? 160 00:07:24,075 --> 00:07:27,176 - Look what she's wearing. - Yeah. I'm appalled. 161 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:30,813 Hey, look! The predator's in the washing machine. 162 00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:35,518 Charlene, where on earth did you get $500 to buy that coat? 163 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:36,953 Grandma gave it to me. 164 00:07:37,055 --> 00:07:39,655 That was going to be your college money. 165 00:07:39,757 --> 00:07:42,836 How could you throw away your entire education for a piece of clothing? 166 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:46,395 I look great. That's all I need to know. 167 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:51,534 If I might interject a word here. 168 00:07:51,636 --> 00:07:53,336 Hey, listen to that. It talks. 169 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:57,940 - I was thinking the same thing about you. - Oh, thanks. 170 00:07:58,043 --> 00:08:03,146 My dear, your daughter won't be in any shape to go to college 171 00:08:03,248 --> 00:08:06,615 until she addresses this self-esteem problem of hers. 172 00:08:06,717 --> 00:08:10,019 I don't want to place blame where it obviously belongs, 173 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:13,556 but perhaps you should let me take it from here. 174 00:08:13,658 --> 00:08:15,369 Help me, please. 175 00:08:15,393 --> 00:08:19,529 That must be Mindy. Oh! She's going to be so jealous. 176 00:08:19,631 --> 00:08:21,630 That's the idea. 177 00:08:21,732 --> 00:08:23,933 - After you. - You go first. 178 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:25,401 No, after you. 179 00:08:25,503 --> 00:08:27,303 Earl, did you hear that? 180 00:08:27,405 --> 00:08:30,773 Charlene's coat just said we're bad parents. 181 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:33,542 - Charlene who? - Oh. Oh! 182 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:36,112 Oh, Charlene, it's the coolest. 183 00:08:36,214 --> 00:08:37,713 Oh, isn't it? 184 00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:39,896 I have my half of the money. Can I try it on? 185 00:08:39,984 --> 00:08:40,883 Yeah. 186 00:08:40,985 --> 00:08:42,145 Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweetheart. 187 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,620 - What? - Just one quick question: 188 00:08:44,722 --> 00:08:46,088 Who dressed you, 189 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,924 and why do they hate you so much? 190 00:08:49,026 --> 00:08:50,070 What? 191 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,295 No, this is my best friend, Mindy. 192 00:08:52,397 --> 00:08:54,763 Mindy, this is our coat. 193 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:56,865 You don't like my outfit? 194 00:08:56,968 --> 00:08:58,167 No. Uh... 195 00:08:58,269 --> 00:09:02,204 Well, dear, you are clearly making a fashion statement. 196 00:09:02,306 --> 00:09:03,873 And that statement is, 197 00:09:03,975 --> 00:09:06,441 "Welcome to the big top." 198 00:09:06,544 --> 00:09:07,777 Oh, dear. 199 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:09,278 Um, no, uh... 200 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,714 See, uh, what Mindy and I thought 201 00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:14,550 is that we'd kind of share you. 202 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:15,830 - No, no, no. - Ow! 203 00:09:15,854 --> 00:09:19,055 Here's what you have to understand, Charlene. 204 00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:23,058 The whole point of a status symbol like myself 205 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,994 is that you have me and others don't. 206 00:09:26,096 --> 00:09:28,063 But we had a deal. 207 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,865 - Yeah... - No one's talking to you. 208 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:32,601 Stand there and wait for your clothes to come back in style. 209 00:09:32,703 --> 00:09:36,572 - He didn't mean that... - Now, Charlene, here's what you say. 210 00:09:36,674 --> 00:09:39,241 "Mindy, it's been wonderful 211 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:40,876 having you for a little playmate..." 212 00:09:40,979 --> 00:09:44,246 Oh. Wow. Don't you think that's kind of insulting? 213 00:09:44,349 --> 00:09:46,782 Dear, do you really want to be popular? 214 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:50,197 Mindy, it's been wonderful having you as a little playmate. 215 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:53,021 "But socially, I have to move on." 216 00:09:53,123 --> 00:09:55,491 Yeah, but... oh... 217 00:09:55,593 --> 00:09:56,693 Mindy, I... 218 00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:58,605 I'll call you in a couple of days, OK? 219 00:09:58,629 --> 00:10:02,899 Charlene, I thought you were my friend. 220 00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:06,035 - I'm going to go out and buy a pair of shoes. - But... 221 00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:10,873 Boy, did we really have to do that? 222 00:10:10,975 --> 00:10:13,443 Ohh. You feel guilty, don't you? 223 00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:16,579 - Yeah, kinda. - It goes away. 224 00:10:16,681 --> 00:10:19,615 - It does? - Now, let's go upstairs and open your yearbook 225 00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:23,486 and pick out a whole new set of friends. 226 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:26,188 Oh, OK. Sounds like fun. 227 00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:44,607 Welcome back. 228 00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,542 It's time for DTV News. 229 00:10:46,644 --> 00:10:50,513 In the record stores next month, the new disk from Lyzzard Skyzzard. 230 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:53,849 We talked to their lead guitarist, Nigel Ouch. 231 00:10:53,951 --> 00:10:57,253 Your first album, Borrow This Record From A Friend and Tape It, 232 00:10:57,355 --> 00:10:58,721 didn't sell very well. 233 00:10:58,823 --> 00:11:02,224 Yeah. Well, it was all quite a shock, you know. 234 00:11:02,326 --> 00:11:03,793 But we're hoping the new record, 235 00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:06,228 Tape This Off The Radio For Free, 236 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,570 will be a bit more commercial. 237 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:09,309 Thank you, Nige. And next month, 238 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,467 Lyzzard Skyzzard hits the road for their 239 00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:15,137 Don't Bother to Come, We'll be on Cable Next Month tour. 240 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,839 Ticket sales so far... 241 00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:18,140 have been sluggish. 242 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:22,912 Hello. 243 00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:25,247 No, Charlene's not here right now. 244 00:11:25,349 --> 00:11:29,051 Sure, I'll be glad to take a message for her. I've been doing it all day. 245 00:11:29,153 --> 00:11:30,986 Let me get a pen. 246 00:11:32,957 --> 00:11:34,290 OK, go ahead. 247 00:11:34,391 --> 00:11:36,325 Yeah, I'm writing it down. 248 00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:38,360 Brittany. Yeah, yeah. 446... 249 00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:40,095 Slow down, slow down. 250 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,496 867. Got it. 251 00:11:41,598 --> 00:11:44,734 Oh, yeah, I'll be sure she gets it. Bye. 252 00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:49,271 - Was that another phone call for Charlene? - Who else? 253 00:11:49,373 --> 00:11:52,542 You see, Earl? That's just what I was talking about? 254 00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:54,376 Ever since Charlene bought that coat, 255 00:11:54,478 --> 00:11:56,378 she has all these new friends. I'm worried. 256 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,492 Oh, Fran's worried. What a surprise. 257 00:11:58,516 --> 00:12:01,583 I mean it, Earl. This could be a real problem. 258 00:12:01,685 --> 00:12:02,685 Oh, you're right. 259 00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:04,586 It's just awful. 260 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,655 Our daughter has a lot of friends, 261 00:12:06,757 --> 00:12:08,597 is very popular with everyone at school 262 00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:12,828 and is happier than she's ever been. What a terrible thing! 263 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:17,467 Where did we fail as parents? 264 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,868 I'm being sarcastic. 265 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,303 What a wonderful day. 266 00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:23,383 I have the best possible news. 267 00:12:23,407 --> 00:12:24,884 Whoa! Brace yourself, Fran. 268 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,354 More happiness to worry about. 269 00:12:27,378 --> 00:12:29,223 Do you want to tell them or should I? 270 00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:31,347 - No, no, you go ahead. - OK. 271 00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:34,416 Heather Worthington said that it would be all right 272 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:37,453 if I sat at her table tomorrow. 273 00:12:37,555 --> 00:12:40,956 Charlene, I don't want to hurt your feelings, 274 00:12:41,058 --> 00:12:43,892 but have you considered that the only reason these girls like you 275 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:45,327 is because of your coat? 276 00:12:45,429 --> 00:12:47,329 Well, duh, Mom! 277 00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:50,132 Lovely to see you again. 278 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:51,378 Oh! And you. 279 00:12:51,402 --> 00:12:52,701 Any calls for me? 280 00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:54,523 - Not a one. - That's odd. 281 00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:59,742 Earl, our daughter is turning into a social-climbing snob. 282 00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:02,356 They grow up oh so fast. 283 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,981 Oh, this is so great. 284 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:08,050 Ha-ha! We've arrived! 285 00:13:08,152 --> 00:13:10,820 Lunch at Heather's table. 286 00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:13,155 Oh! It's more than I could ever have dreamed. 287 00:13:13,257 --> 00:13:16,990 It's a disaster. We're totally unprepared. 288 00:13:17,014 --> 00:13:17,526 Why? 289 00:13:17,628 --> 00:13:20,229 What are you talking about? I have you. 290 00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:23,299 Yes, but everyone knows you have me, 291 00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:25,801 and the novelty of me has gotten old, 292 00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:28,337 and I will not be old. 293 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:29,605 Oh. 294 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:32,141 I must be kept fresh. I must be kept new. 295 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:34,209 I must be accessorized. 296 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,422 What are you saying? 297 00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:37,257 Give me a belt, a brooch, a hat. 298 00:13:37,281 --> 00:13:38,521 Oh, that! 299 00:13:38,549 --> 00:13:40,460 Come on. I have lots of stuff. 300 00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:43,952 Uh, no, no. Where is it? Yes. Ha! 301 00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:46,088 This sweater's nice, isn't it? 302 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,190 Hmm. 303 00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:49,124 Well, what's it made of? 304 00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:52,261 One hundred percent all-natural polyvinyl chloride. 305 00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:56,065 Oh, honey, we've got to do some shopping. 306 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,266 Great. 307 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:59,468 Now, where does Heather buy her clothes? 308 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:02,004 Oh, at that expensive place in the mall. 309 00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:03,539 Mmm. Let's go. 310 00:14:03,641 --> 00:14:05,585 But I don't have any more money. 311 00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:08,544 Your father has a credit card, doesn't he? 312 00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:10,924 Yeah, but he'd never let me borrow it. 313 00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:12,047 Charlene, 314 00:14:12,149 --> 00:14:13,749 he's your father. 315 00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:15,291 - He loves you. - So? 316 00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:17,353 He wants you to be happy. 317 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:18,854 Yeah. 318 00:14:20,357 --> 00:14:21,757 Steal it. 319 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:34,403 Tonight we wondered what would happen 320 00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:36,905 if we put our totally hidden predator 321 00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:39,408 in a personnel office. 322 00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:41,777 Is this the right door? Should I go in? 323 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,980 Ahem. 324 00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:47,049 Uh... hello. Um... huh? 325 00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:50,452 Hello. I'm here for the job interview. 326 00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:53,322 Hmm? 327 00:14:53,424 --> 00:14:55,524 Hey, the predator. 328 00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,059 Am I on TV? 329 00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:34,104 Uh... 330 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,420 - What you doing? - Oh! Uh... 331 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:02,191 You want me to be quiet? 332 00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:04,292 Just help me out this once, OK? 333 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:07,696 Um... no. 334 00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:09,698 ♪ La la la la la la... ♪ 335 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,700 We'll give you a dollar, huh? 336 00:16:11,802 --> 00:16:12,802 ♪ La ♪ 337 00:16:12,903 --> 00:16:14,636 Ooh, a dollar? 338 00:16:14,738 --> 00:16:16,405 Yeah, yeah. Gimme, gimme, gimme. 339 00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:17,096 Do it. 340 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:20,642 Gimme. Come on. I don't have all day. 341 00:16:20,744 --> 00:16:22,078 Come on, come on, come on. 342 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,620 I'm the baby, got to pay me. 343 00:16:24,648 --> 00:16:27,616 Charlene, come on. I'm going to change my mind. 344 00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:32,188 Hello! Yoo-hoo! Come on. 345 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:35,257 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. 346 00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:39,361 Hmm. 347 00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:41,863 Here's your change. 348 00:16:45,002 --> 00:16:46,568 Eww. 349 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,737 - How common. - Yeah. 350 00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:51,673 Uh-huh. Gross. 351 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:55,411 Wow. These are all so beautiful. 352 00:16:55,513 --> 00:16:57,579 Now, this is more like it. 353 00:16:58,682 --> 00:17:00,202 - Shh. - Do you see the prices? 354 00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:02,985 Oh, please. 355 00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:05,921 I'm not with her, really. 356 00:17:06,023 --> 00:17:08,991 Would you like to wait in the car? 357 00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:11,426 Look, I'm not opposed to spending my dad's money, 358 00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:13,974 but this sweater costs more than he makes in a month. 359 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:17,032 - Oh, he can take a second job. - Right. 360 00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:19,235 Why should he lie around the house every night 361 00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:20,903 when he could be off in some factory 362 00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:23,872 performing some simple repetitive task? 363 00:17:23,974 --> 00:17:27,042 Maybe this was a bad idea. 364 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:30,412 Well, my goodness, look who's here. 365 00:17:30,514 --> 00:17:33,048 Oh, uh, Heather... Hi. 366 00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,551 I didn't know you shopped here. 367 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,352 Oh, sure, all the time. 368 00:17:37,454 --> 00:17:40,022 Really? I would never have guessed 369 00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:41,756 from the way you, uh, dress. 370 00:17:41,859 --> 00:17:45,494 - Oh. - Well, present company excepted. 371 00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:48,497 Well, I know exactly what you mean. 372 00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:53,002 So, what have you bought? 373 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:56,037 Well, so far, we've been a little... 374 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,239 indecisive. 375 00:17:57,341 --> 00:17:58,741 Well, who can decide? 376 00:17:58,842 --> 00:18:02,077 I mean, I like this one and this one. 377 00:18:02,179 --> 00:18:03,412 Well, here's a thought. 378 00:18:03,514 --> 00:18:06,048 Maybe you should try one of them on. 379 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:08,150 - Yeah, I knew that. - Yes. 380 00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:11,419 You know, you might be better off with the vertical stripes, 381 00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:14,223 at least until you get your weight down. 382 00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:16,124 Allow me. 383 00:18:17,328 --> 00:18:19,828 You are trying to lose weight, aren't you? 384 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:23,965 No. Oh, yeah. Ha-ha. I mean, who isn't? 385 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,035 Oh, you should see her all day long. 386 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:29,671 Snack, snack, snack, snack, snack. 387 00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:33,275 Wow. What an awesome lining. 388 00:18:33,377 --> 00:18:36,044 Oh! Would you like to try me on? 389 00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:37,646 I'd love to. 390 00:18:40,784 --> 00:18:42,183 Oh, this is nice, 391 00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:45,186 but I already have one pretty much like it. 392 00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:50,158 Plus it kind of seems stupid 393 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,828 to spend so much money on a sweater. 394 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:56,510 Well, then maybe you should go where you usually shop, 395 00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:59,412 some store where you can rummage through bins. 396 00:18:59,436 --> 00:19:02,203 Hey, I thought we were going to be friends. 397 00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:03,939 I thought you had taste. 398 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,907 I guess we were both wrong. 399 00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:07,976 Well, I'll just take my coat, if you don't mind. 400 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,780 What are you doing? We're going home. 401 00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:14,582 - You don't own me. - Oh, yes, I do. 402 00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:17,252 Oh! 403 00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:20,822 It looks like your coat has already made its choice. 404 00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:23,692 You were supposed to make me popular. 405 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:26,729 You were popular for a couple of days, 406 00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:28,631 and now you're not. 407 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,567 I gave up my best friend for you. 408 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:34,269 They all do. 409 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:41,977 All right, let's go over this again. 410 00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:43,478 Tell me what happened. 411 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,680 Tell me exactly what happened. 412 00:19:45,782 --> 00:19:47,716 - Gimme juice! - Gimme answers. 413 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:50,385 - Uh-uh. - Who took my credit card? 414 00:19:50,487 --> 00:19:53,222 - Can't make me talk. - Jeez! 415 00:19:55,226 --> 00:19:56,691 I'll give you a cookie. 416 00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,326 Charlene! Charlene's the one! 417 00:19:58,428 --> 00:20:00,306 Charlene took it. She's the one you want! 418 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:03,031 Charlene! I saw her take it. I saw her do it. 419 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:05,601 Charlene, she took it. I watched her. 420 00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,569 Earl... 421 00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,538 what's going on in here? 422 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,606 Charlene took my credit card. 423 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,074 Didn't hear it from me. 424 00:20:13,176 --> 00:20:16,111 She snuck in here while I was sleeping and stole it. 425 00:20:16,213 --> 00:20:18,080 We've raised a common criminal, Fran. 426 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:20,549 I got to call the credit card company. 427 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:23,852 She could be out there buying stereos and boats. 428 00:20:23,954 --> 00:20:27,423 Earl, you have a $50 limit. 429 00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:30,426 Yeah, well, it's a good thing I'm such a credit risk. 430 00:20:30,528 --> 00:20:32,994 How could my own daughter do this to me? 431 00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:36,298 She's got an expensive new coat and a group of rich friends, 432 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,967 and now she feels she has to keep up with them. 433 00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:41,002 If she wants to keep up with her rich friends, 434 00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:44,840 why didn't she steal their fathers' credit cards? 435 00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:46,875 - Hmm. - Earl! 436 00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:47,876 What? 437 00:20:47,978 --> 00:20:49,277 That would be wrong? 438 00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:52,559 What's wrong is that we don't want our daughter to grow up 439 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,362 believing that status is the key to a better life. 440 00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:57,453 How many cards you think she could steal in a week? 441 00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:00,489 Earl Sinclair, what are you thinking of? 442 00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:02,924 Stereos, Fran. And boats. 443 00:21:03,026 --> 00:21:04,259 Oop. 444 00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:06,862 Hi. 445 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,333 D... Daddy... 446 00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:14,770 Charlene, do you have something you want to tell your father? 447 00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:17,205 I took your credit card. 448 00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:18,840 I know that. 449 00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,342 Where's my boat? 450 00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:21,476 What? 451 00:21:21,578 --> 00:21:22,578 Earl. 452 00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:24,293 - Yes, my first mate? - Ship off. 453 00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:26,114 Aye, aye, Fran. 454 00:21:26,216 --> 00:21:29,918 Oh! But before I go, there's something I want to tell you, young lady. 455 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,821 Status is not the key to a better life. 456 00:21:32,923 --> 00:21:35,490 I believe that now, Daddy. 457 00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:37,959 Yeah, well, so does your mother. 458 00:21:39,296 --> 00:21:41,596 I'm so depressed. 459 00:21:41,698 --> 00:21:43,165 Ugh! Oh... 460 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,012 Oh, I knew it! 461 00:21:45,036 --> 00:21:47,403 It's too young! No! 462 00:21:47,505 --> 00:21:50,272 Oh, Mom, I was so stupid. 463 00:21:50,374 --> 00:21:55,210 I just wanted to fit in with Heather and the other popular girls, 464 00:21:55,312 --> 00:21:58,392 and I thought if I had a nice coat that they would like me better, 465 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,815 but they didn't like me. They liked my coat. 466 00:22:00,918 --> 00:22:04,420 The important thing is you know what you did was wrong. 467 00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:06,962 Yes. Yes, I do, I really do, 468 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:08,735 so you don't have to ground me 469 00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:11,759 because I know what I did was wrong. So, what would be the point? 470 00:22:11,828 --> 00:22:12,828 You're grounded. 471 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:14,641 Well, you got to do what you got to do. 472 00:22:14,665 --> 00:22:17,699 Yes, and if I've gotten back the Charlene I know, 473 00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:20,635 she knows what she's got to do. 474 00:22:20,737 --> 00:22:21,977 Yeah. 475 00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:24,406 Yeah. 476 00:22:32,716 --> 00:22:35,050 Hello, Mindy? 477 00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:36,918 Yeah, it's me.